Goats Really Love Pie 

***Alison said to make sure everyone knew that the language might be a little worse than usual. She knows best so I have to put the Parental Advisory on it in order to keep all my words. My dad is at home and he answered the phone when I called yesterday. It’s really hard to believe that. Death came for my dad with a Mike Tyson uppercut, and while it phased him, I think Boots might have a few haymakers to give back. The outlook isn’t great of course with hospice care, but I c

My dad said on Wednesday, “There’s a time for a changing of the guard. I’ve lived a good life.” Dad is dying. He is surprised by this. He’s surprised by it even though he has half a heart functioning, bad kidney function, bad liver function, edema, diabetes, congestive heart failure, a pacemaker/defibrilator, severe osteoporosis and a small fracture in his back because of it. He can’t walk or even sit up on his own, and he only this weekend came to the realization that all of